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I have no idea who Scalia was. Isn’t that the thing that people call themselves when they are furries but with reptiles?

You’re thinking of scalies. Scalia is a quantity that has magnitude but not direction.

You’re thinking of scalars. Scalia is an opera house in Milan.

You’re thinking of La Scala. Scalia is is a form of thermal burn resulted from heated fluids such as boiling water or steam.

You’re thinking of scalding. Scalia are subjective internal experiences.

You’re thinking of qualia. Scalia is the region of Northern Europe consisting mainly of Norway, Sweden, and Finland.

You’re thinking of Scandinavia. Scalia is a company that makes trucks.

You’re thinking of Scania. Scalia is a a wizard and a Snatcher in the gang led by Fenrir Greyback in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabior. Scalia was the guise assumed by Peter Pettigrew in his capacity as an Animagus,also in the Harry Potter universe.

You’re thinking of Scabbers. Scalia is a type of triangle where no two sides have the same length.

You’re thinking of Scalene. A Scalia is a method of stealing people’s valuables or money through elaborate falsehoods, deception and acting.

you’re thinking of scams. scalia is the bone that connects the humerus to the clavicle.

You’re thinking of scapula. Scalia is a small knife with a thin, sharp blade that is used in surgeries and dissections.

You’re thinking of a scalpel.Scalia is an abnormal lateral curvature of the spine.

You’re thinking of scoliosis. Scalia is the author of “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”

You’re thinking of a Scamander. Scalia is a flat tool used for flipping food.

You’re thinking of a spatula. Scalia is any one of numerous species of saltwater clams or marine bivalve mollusks in the taxonomic family Pectinidae.

You’re thinking of a scallop. Scalia is the eighth astrological sign in the tropic Zodiac, and one of the three water signs, along with Cancer and Pisces.

You’re thinking of Scorpio… Scalia is a vegetable in the onion family, with long green stalks, usually added to a dish for flavor.

You’re thinking of scallions. Scalia is related to or of the musical scale.

No those are scales. Scalia is the part of your head where your hair grows

No that’s your scalp. Scalia is a series of lego toys aimed at teen girls that was discontinued in 2001

No that’s Scala. Scalia is an acute communicable disease (usually in children) characterized by fever and a red rash.

No, that’s Scarlatina, also known as Scarlet Fever. Scalia is the large bone inside your head.

No, that’s the skull. Scalia is a maplestory server.

No, that’s Scania. Scalia is a visual method of displaying a wavelet transform.

No, that’s a scaleogram. Scalia is a functional programming language intended to be compiled into Java bytecode.

No, that’s Scala. Scalia is a genus of wasps.

You’re thinking of Scolia. Scalia is a series of tactical ballistic missiles developed by the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

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realavocadofact:

I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth,
The minor fall, the major lift;
The baffled king composing Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

There was a time when you let me know
What’s really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

Maybe there’s a God above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It’s not a cry you can hear at night
It’s not somebody who has seen the light
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

You say I took the name in vain
I don’t even know the name
But if I did, well, really, what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of light in every word
It doesn’t matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado

I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Avocado

Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado, Avocado
Avocado

(via thatisradical)